Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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