Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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