White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
A bitchslap is in order.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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