remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it hurts more in the daytime
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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