she was so not down for the gang bang
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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