We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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