I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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