The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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