Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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