Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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