I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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