Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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