I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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