Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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