this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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