when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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