It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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