I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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