i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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