everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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