Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
ugly people sure do ruin things
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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