People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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