I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
wow bdsm is so cute
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