she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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