Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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