Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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