sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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