i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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