I showed him my bush... on skype.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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