did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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