when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
