Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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