No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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