How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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