gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Betty ford says i'm here all night
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
