can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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