just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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