If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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