The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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