At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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