Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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