At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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