I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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