didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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