we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i came on her dog
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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