I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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