Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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