just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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