I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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