so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i think my cat just said my name.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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