i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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