So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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