Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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