I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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