Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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