I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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