I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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