apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
